…here’s the thing about kids. They’re okay for a few hours, but it is mind-numbingly boring to be around them for hours on end. I was sitting there, playing Candyland with the younger boy while he prattled on incessantly and I thought to myself, ‘How do people do this every day without blowing their brains out?’

I am a person who needs intellectual stimulation. I like thought-provoking books and films. I am drawn to intelligent, insightful people. I like to think philosophically. I question things. I think critically. Yes, I enjoy a good dose of dumbness sprinkled through my life, but being around dopey, chatterbox kids non-stop would send me heading off a cliff.

People often say that having children makes a person grow. I don’t know. I think having kids would be a akin to getting a lobotomy.

We just want to make having babies more of an embarrassment. Like smoking’s an embarrassment. Like being obese is an embarrassment. Like driving an Escalade would be an embarrassment if it weren’t for the kiddie argument [“They’re buying them to protect their precious babies”]. Like living in a four-thousand-square-foot house on a two-acre lot should be an embarrassment.

-Walter Berglund from Jonathan Franzen’s novel Freedom 


ahhh if only our country could reach this place of realizing that less is more, that minimalism is sexy and that freedom from materialism feels fucking great. 

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octobass:

Just thought I would share…

octobass:

Just thought I would share…

catsnotkids:

;)

Parenthood Got You Down? You’re Not Alone

A baby is like the worst houseguest ever: endlessly demanding, keeping you up at all hours, needing to be fed and making a mess of the whole place.

Parents allow themselves only the most generic of complaints. This is one reason why there’s so much talk about diapers, which are basically impersonal — no comment on my child in particular — and, ultimately, a fleeting problem.

They may cop to not getting much sleep. But they never follow up by saying, “I’m so exhausted, I feel like I’m not going to make it. I really do believe at this point that sleep deprivation is torture.”


Parents: Let’s make a deal. Let’s be honest with each other, or at least one friend, that there are times when the whole enterprise feels like a bad idea. Let’s be less alone with this and maybe even laugh about it, putting aside for just a few minutes the earnest need always to say, omigod it’s so great.


(Source: lighttrees)

The truth is, no one ever tells us that we might, actually, not regret living child-free. We might not regret being the best aunts ever while having most of our personal time to devote to a great marriage or several great relationships. We might not regret having the time and resources to travel frequently. We can save for retirement in such a way that we won’t need adult children to support or take care of us.

rosyeyes:

Abort mission!

rosyeyes:

Abort mission!

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